Question, If you are a Pornographer that has to take one on Set are you a Poop-Nographer?
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A Truth, The only reason people think “Porn Stars” aka Female Talent are Hot is because they don’t have to Listen to them Talk.
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Butt Boogers, Anal Snot, Things, They Slimy, Clear, Thick, Snot like substance that just magically appears from getting fucked repeatedly in the Ass.
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Keeping Quarantined and Infected names private is a downright fucked thing to do. You are endangering a whole lot of people’s lives. Fuck their pride!
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HIV Scares, AIDS, Quarantines, Are NOT fun Vacations for people in the Porn business.
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Text-Tease, A Girl or Guy that will Tease the Fuck out of you over the phone, via Text but never Gives It Up
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You’re not paying the Girl for what she Performs, you’re paying her to Leave afterwords.
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A Truth, Playing Just The Tip is one of Guys Favorite Pastimes.
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A Truth, Saying “Oh God, Oh God” over and over is not sexy. I want nothing to do with Religion when I watch my Porn.
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Another Prerequisite for Porn, Must have something Dysfunctional with you family goin on. Touched by a Relative, Absent Mom or Dad, Drug Addict Sister ect.
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A Truth, Talking Louder doesn’t mean that we pay more Attention to you.
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Question, If you had Athletes Foot and you banged a chick with your feet would she have Athletes Vagina?
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Going Skiing, Double Hand Job, Basically when a Girl has to guys, one on either side and she is Jacking Them Off and it looks as if she’s skiing (lol)
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Taint, The area between the Vagina & the B-Hole. It aint either of them. For Guys it’s below the Balls and above the Ass.
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POV or Point Of View, shot from the angle of the lucky Guy or Girl receiving. From their Point Of View. Makes you the watcher feel like it’s all for you.
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Wood, also refers to Boner, Erection. Basically having a Boner.
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Plots in a Porno? What the fuck!
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A Truth, My friend says that Rhino 51 (an herbal supplement) does!
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A Truth, Extenze does NOT work.
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Here’s to being Positive and Testing Negative!
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Blumpie, Getting your Dick Sucked while taking a Crap. Is that considered Multi Tasking?
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Mud on Your Helmet or Mud Helmet, Referring to a girl that didn’t Enima quite enough. Leaving you a little Present in the form of some “Mud on your Helmet”. Poop!
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Amazing Words To Live By, “Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver”
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Porn Actresses, Well, their good at faking it but can most of them really Act? Signs point to no.
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Pretty Girls, The strip down picture set taken of the girl before the Scene takes place. Not necessarily stating that the girl your shooting is pretty though. I have no idea where they came up with this one though.
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Porno Prerequisites, Bad Tatoos, Bad Tan, More Issues than National Geographic.
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A Truth: Whores Lie
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Merk, Merkin, Fake Pubes, I have no idea why anyone would ever wear one of these but it is a weird ass name. I do love Hairy Vaginas though.
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Brick & Mortar, Adult Video Store, Sex Shop, A Porn Store that has a physical address. These are a dying breed.
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Raincoater, Pornography Fan who likes Super Hard Sex, all Fucking, no story. Right to the action.
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FIP, Fake Internal Pop, Basically a Fake Orgasm. Used usually for Soft Core or when a lazy director stops for Photos and he awkwardly pans the camera up to the guys face (God what a buzz kill, wood kill ect.) to cut, then the camera is awkwardly back on the girls face with a giant (hopefully) load being dropped all over her Mug (weird). FIP’s are so annoying, especially with Solo Girls that can’t do them too. Nothing worse than a Loud, Over The Top “Female Talent” screaming “I’m Cumming!” blowing out the audio levels and your sound system.
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Pop, Pop Shot, Money Shot ect. The climax to the Scene, which depending on what you are watching will either end up with it a number of places. On or in her Face, Ass, Pussy, Titts, Mouth, Eye (I like that one lol)
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Question: Why is everyone so fascinated with Porn? Everyone Fucks right?
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Opinions are like Assholes, Everyone has one, But unless your the person in charge then shut the fuck up!
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Kissing on a Porn Set is like a way for people to say I wish it was over already, hurry up and cum!
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A Truth: Yes, if you get caught by the Police Having Sex or Filming Sex in a Public Place and get arrested you will be registered as a Sex Offender and put on Megans List forever! Just another perk.
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A Truth: “It’s not going to suck itself!”
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No she is not really enjoying that 10″ Cock in her Ass that much as you think she is. I can almost guarantee you she is thinking about either getting her paycheck or spending it.
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Yes, if you are a Female every “Male Talent” on set is trying to Bang you.
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Industry, The Industry, Referring to the Porn Business or people in Porn or “The Industry”
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Mopes, The guys that participate in Bukakke. Not Male Talent. Pretty much the lowest form of people in the industry.
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Bukakke, A large group of guys, usually not “Male Talent” who are hired to just jump in and cum on the girls face. Usually a large group of 8 guys or more. (The guys are called Mopes, see above)
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There is no such thing as a “Fluffer” except on Bukakke there are sometime random “Whores” who just can’t get enough Cock & help the guys.
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Myspace, Facebook & Twitter, Annoying things that “Talent” do on Set. (See Porncrastinator) Extra annoyances that make shoot days go longer. Also know as “Stalkbook” or “S-Talk”
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Civilian, A Person or Whore who is not “In The Business”. Not a professional Whore or someone who gets paid for it on film.
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The word “Whore” can be used as an endearing term on set. As well as the words Slut, Bitch and Cock Jockey. Example: Jenny is such a good “Whore” you should really hire her.
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Opening Up, basically turning the action so the camera can see it and making sure no hands or anything is blocking the action. The difference between good and bad Talent.
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“Performer” Male or Female, basically the same thing as “Talent”
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Man Blanket or Lil Man Blanket, A “Male Performer” or “Male Talent” that doesn’t Open Up for the camera, he blankets the girl. Pretty much just Humps her like he would off camera, not giving a fuck.
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And it’s not if it’s when.
